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Our newly-formed ‘Over 25 Social Group’ organised their third social outing on Sunday.
Set within a ‘bastion’ of the historic Hilsea Lines fortifications, Casemates Studios & Cafe combines history, great food and a relaxed friendly atmosphere. For those wondering what a bastion is – it’s a sturdy, defensive structure designed to keep invaders out from the north of Portsmouth (no offence intented to the fine people of Cosham and Paulsgrove). But over the weekend, the only battles that were fought were deciding between cake or sausage roll, some got both!
Walking into Casemates, you’re greeted not by the sound of cannon fire these days but by the beating of the drums instead, part of the live music that adds a lively backdrop to your coffee and treats. It’s a brilliant and slightly ironic twist: what was once a place of possible conflict now invites you to relax, refuel, and tap your foot to the live music. And for those who find the music too loud, there is a lovely sheltered space outside where you’re kept warm by the outside heaters.
The cosy interior is warm and welcoming, especially at this time of year, decorated with festive touches like the huge Christmas tree and plenty of tinsel. The tables and chairs are well arranged, providing plenty of space to relax without feeling crowded.
The menu displayed behind the bar is easy to read and the food doesn’t disappoint. The cakes are excellent, but the real star of the show is the sausage roll, awarded a 10/10 rating by one of the group!
Casemates has done a great job balancing its historical quirks with modern comforts. The space is accessible and free of trip hazards, which isn’t always a given for historical sites. Toilets are accessible too, although they’re a bit of a trek from the cafe but presents a good excuse to explore the history of the venue.
And then there’s the talking lamppost. In a setting steeped in history, it cheekily reminds visitors they’re under surveillance. It’s hard not to smile at this odd but endearing mix of old-world charm and modern technology.
While the venue’s setting is steeped in history, getting there can be a challenge. The road access isn’t ideal for pedestrians unless you’re coming through Foxes Forest, and the muddy car park isn’t winning any awards for convenience. Adding smoother paths would make the approach more welcoming.
The tunnel leading from Foxes Forest to the cafe side of the bastion features a large sign to the right, warning visitors to keep off the steep banks of the bastion. Whilst the sign serves a good purpose, it could be confusing for some visitors, especially those with autism or other cognitive differences – it might mistakenly be read as a warning to avoid the tunnel entirely. In one case, one person from our group had to take the long way round after misinterpreting the message. Adjusting the wording or positioning the sign elsewhere could help ensure it’s clear for everyone without the risk of being misinterpreted.
Closer toilet facilities would also make a big difference, perhaps a temporary loo nearby or even a dedicated toilet block could save visitors from their own mini-explorations. We fully appreciate adding gravel or tarmac to avoid having a muddy car park and builidng toilet blocks would be a huge expense to a small business.
Casemates Studios & Cafe is a hidden gem that brilliantly combines history, musical talent and food heaven. Where cannons once roared, drums now beat, and instead of soldiers, you’ll find dog walkers sipping coffee, tapping their feet, and raving about the sausage rolls.
It’s not without its quirks – muddy paths, tricky access, and the small outside trek to the toilet – but these are all part of its charm. If you’re up for a slice of history served with great food and live music, Casemates is well worth a visit.
Just bring shoes you don’t mind getting muddy, an appetite, and maybe a little curiosity – but remember – the talking lamppost is watching you!
